I used to have a Christmas ritual, one that I adhered to with nearly religious passion. Each year, a few days before the house filled up with relatives and friends on Christmas eve and Christmas day, I’d watch Christmas Vacation (with Chevy Chase as the unforgettable Clark Griswold). I did it for two reasons: First, I loved the movie. It made me laugh each and every time. But more importantly, I watched it as a kind of conditioning exercise. I knew that things were about to turn a little weird in our own household. Not as weird, perhaps, as the fictional Griswold Christmas holiday, but weird enough. I had to remind myself that it was Christmas, after all, and I needed to “play nice” (as my wife often said). Besides, it would all be over in a week or so when the relatives left.
My favorite part of the movie, by the way, is an exchange between Clark and his wife – Ellen – that takes place near the end of the movie. The house is nearly in ruins and all of the “guests” are threatening to leave.
Ellen: “Clark, I think it’d be best if everyone went home…..before things get worse”.
Clark: “WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen. We’re at the threshold of hell”.
Well, things have long since changed. The Christmas “gatherings” ended years ago, our children have grown up, and even our grandchildren have reached the point where Santa is no longer real. I don’t watch the movie anymore. I gave my copy away long ago. I’m not complaining mind you, but it is a little sad.
I would, in fact, love to go back in time and have just one more of those chaotic, frustrating, and sometimes very expensive holidays. Where you’re up well after midnight on Christmas eve putting some kind of toy together (and the pieces don’t fit) and then up again well before sunrise because the kids are sitting by the tree. You then struggle through the rest of Christmas day, exhausted, before falling asleep Christmas night at about 8:00 or so. And you swear that you’re never going to go through that again. Until next year, that is.
Just one more. I think I’d really like that. Maybe the “threshold of hell” isn’t such a bad place to be after all.









